Collection of Short Jokes

Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."

Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.

Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up buttercup. Joke number 1 is a knock-knock joke, pretty simple stuff even for you. Joke number 2 is playing on the slow nature of slugs. Joke number 3 is a "yo momma" joke... classic fat joke. I bet you know those VERY well, don't you?

Comments (3)

Xx Worst at Jokes xX

4 years ago

I kinnda regret the last one.

Izzy

4 years ago

The last one is pretty funny 😆

HomieScrewdge

4 years ago

DAAANG

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