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    • Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."

    Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.

    Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."

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    • Explanation

    • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up buttercup. Joke number 1 is a knock-knock joke, pretty simple stuff even for you. Joke number 2 is playing on the slow nature of slugs. Joke number 3 is a "yo momma" joke... classic fat joke. I bet you know those VERY well, don't you?

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    • Comments (3)

    • The last one is pretty funny 😆

    Psychotic Lobster

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