You're jokes

And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.

Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.

Can you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.

James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.

My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.

My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!

I go balls deep in your mum with no power.

What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?

One makes your day and one makes your whole week.

What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?

Party crashers.

If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.

I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!

A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident.

He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"

The Doctor replies, "I know, I amputated your arms."

Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.

Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.

Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.

If you're ever bored, just beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.

Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.

What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.

Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!

Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"

(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)

Poirier: Really, bitch?

Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.

The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!

I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.