You're jokes

This is how big cats were named.

"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."

"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."

There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.

For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

Grandma: Most people your age have a family and are married. Why aren’t you?

Grandchild: Most your age are dead. Why aren’t you?

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Tell her to slow down and use lubricant.

If your wife has boxes and boxes ending up at your front door from her online shopping habit, tell her that you’ve only had one box through the marriage and that she should be happy.

What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?

Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.

The girl asks her boyfriend, "Are you jealous of my heart?"

He says, "No."

She says, "Because it's pumping in me and you're not."

"Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go."

On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.

When your crush walks in class, but you're homeschooled...

You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!

What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”

Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?

Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.

Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.

If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?

Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.

The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.

if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.

What's your religion?

You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.

You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!