You're jokes
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
Memes
My life rn
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.