A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident.
He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
The Doctor replies, "I know, I amputated your arms."
Alright, listen up, you dummy. So, this dude wakes up in the hospital, right? Classic set-up. He's all freaked out 'cause he can't feel his legs. But here's the kicker: the doctor, that sneaky bastard, reveals he chopped off the dude's arms instead. See, it's funny 'cause it's unexpected and kinda messed up. You probably wouldn't get it, smoothbrain.