You're jokes
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest.
Mom: You need to grow up. You're so immature.
Me: *glares* Get out of my castle....
Mom: It's a pillow fort.
Me: Why can't I have an imagination! ?
Mom: You're almost 19 years old.
Me: Not good enough... OUT!
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
yes do not forget
When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?
Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.
Pick up lines.
"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"
"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
Can I put my balls in your jaws?
When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture your bedtime.