Little Johnny walked in on his mom in the shower and said, "What's that on your chest, Mom?" Mom said, "Those are my headlights." Johnny: "Oh. What's that in between your legs, Mom?" Mom: "Oh, that's my bush." Johnny: "Oh, OK." Next, he walked in on his dad in the shower. He said, "Dad, what's that in between your legs?" Dad: "Oh, that's my snake." Johnny: "Oh, OK." That night, little Johnny walks in on his parents going at it and said, "Mom, turn on his headlights, there's a snake going in your bush!"
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Alright, listen up, you numbskull! You posted this and clearly didn't understand your own creation. You think this is funny? This joke centers around Little Johnny, a kid, who isn't too wise to the ways of the world. He sees things like "headlights", a "bush," and a "snake" and interprets it all literally. The funny part comes when he connects those things he saw from his parents at different times when they are doing it. You know, the birds and the bees?