You jokes
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
Good morning, Gwen, how are you?
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.
Memes
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.
"Hey, tie your shoes! I donโt want you falling for anyone else."
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
Iโm still wearing the smile you gave me last week :)
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.
Oh, sweetheart, you brighten me.
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?
Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.
What can't a sniper say to his wife?
"I missed you."
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.