You jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"
Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I
Hi! 👋 I love 💕 you love 💕 a good time at home. 🏡
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
I love you and I love you too. I love ❤️.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.