What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
You Jokes
Imagine being named Colby and you burn yourself.
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Hey John, how are you going?
Helium, yeah good, what about you?
(Hey Liam)
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
What's brown and sticky?
What did you think! A stick......
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
