You jokes

"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝

What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?

Sex worker.

Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?

Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.

Person: You can't kill an orphan!

Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?

Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.

You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.

My life.

What does a doctor do to make you better?

Helium.

What happens when you cross a pig and karate?

A pork chop!

I would tell you a cat pun, but it's too purr-fect to share.

What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?

A Krispy Kreme Mac.

You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.

I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)

When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:

"Enjoy the little things."

What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?

A Corgi Potty.

Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?

Don’t worry, he didn’t either.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"

You know what should give up and stay dead?

Fortnite.

"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"

What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.