You jokes
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
experiment
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?
"I'm totally dogging it today..."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
What did the window say to the door?
"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"
Get it?
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
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When is the last time you picked up the phone?
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.