You jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
Memes
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
Sup guys, how are you?
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– SĂ...
See deez nuts!
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Well, you don't have to cry about it, Gary.
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.