Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
You Jokes
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
What time is it when you get home and you walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school? Oooooo day, a great night for
What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.
I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.
"I love you." "You too, I love you!" 😍
Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you walk in and out oon.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"
Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
