You jokes

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

Little old lady, you don't need to yodel about it. Yodel who? Yodel who?

Mummy, how was I born?

Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."

My love for you is like poop.

Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.

Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!

"Fuck you, do something about it!"

You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.

You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!

After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.

Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?

Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.

Jake: Can I go outside?

Mom: Did you clean your room?

Jake: No.

Mom: Then f*ck no.

Jake: Alright, bet.

(Brother named No)

What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?

Hairy Potter.

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.

What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?

Family dinner!

My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"

I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."

She was amazed!

What do you call a flat-chested emo?

You are emo.

If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.