You jokes

I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"

She said, "Yes."

"Knock knock."

I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?

No? Neither did he.

I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.

Imagine being named Colby and you burn yourself.

Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?

It was called "S & N."

I smell up dog in here.

"What's up, dog?"

Nothing much, how about you?

I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂

Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!

How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?

One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.

What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?

"Would you stop bugging me!"

What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!

Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Take a water bottle, shake it, you got piss.

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Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!

On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.

What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!

How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.

FEW!!!!!!!

What flavor do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.

All I have to do is go to the Africa section.

What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?

One didn't go in the closet.