You jokes

What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?

Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"

Me: "Nun."

(DOORS)

What door is the first door that opens for you?

The elevator to go to the game.

What do you never say to gay people?

IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️‍🌈

Are you a gravestone?

Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!

I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.

I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"

Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?

Weed: *gets hit by his own power*

Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?

Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?

Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.

What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.

Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!

What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.

What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?

The pizza guy shows up when you call him.

"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."

What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.

I read a sign. What it meant to say is, "You matter, don't give up." What I read was, "You don't matter, give up."

Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?

A: You give them a Sandy Hook.

You look like a cat.

Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Island.

Island who?

Island the one that knows you!