You jokes
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends how hard you throw them.
I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.
I would tell you a cat pun, but it's too purr-fect to share.
My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."
"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
Shush, you schmuck! Please read!
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you walk in and out oon.
"I love you." "You too, I love you!" 😍
Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.
Is your oven running?
Then you better go catch it!
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.
What do you call a cow that sleeps?
A bulldozer! 🐄💤