You jokes
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
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Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.