You jokes
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.
Imagine being named Colby and you burn yourself.
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!