What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
You Jokes
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 2.5-hour Energy?
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
