You jokes
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Memes
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Your mom is fat and so are you.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!