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Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
You were tricked, loser. ;]
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
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You know why Elmer Fudd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods? Because Bugs Bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
A blind guy and his seeing eye dog walk into a bar.
The blind guy starts swinging the dog around on the leash.
The bartender yells, "Sir, stop! What are you doing!?"
The blind guy says, "I'm just looking around."
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your way into someone's pants.
I would tell you a joke about pizza,
but it's too cheesy.
How to give a good hand job?
Bop it. Pull it. Twist it. Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger. You put your left hand in. You put your left hand out. You put your left hand in and shake it all about.
None of you ever touch my penis.
I remember my mom's last words before her divorce, "Did you just load in me?"
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
Like if you are scared of Covid-19.
How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw the baby.
If you have sex and your African parents find out,
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.