Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
You Jokes
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
How do you leave an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!
"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"
yikes...
#PlugWalk
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
What do you call James, James?
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
You want a pizza from me!!!!
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What did one hurricane say to the other?
"I got my EYE on you!"
