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Bank Robbery

Anonymous
6 years ago
  • A man enters the bank and says, "Hi, I'm robbing you!" The man was arrested instantly.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup! This joke is funny 'cause the dude says he's "robin" instead of "robbing." Get it? Like, he's telling the bank he's stealing their money! It's a play on words, which is probably too smart for you, tbh.

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    michael robertson

    6 years ago

    Im so sorry about your recent troubles. would you like to visit my house for a game of scrabble. lots of of love and kisses to the fam, Michael. xXxxXxxXx

    HHarsh Badger

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