Bank Robbery

A man enters the bank and says, "Hi, I'm robbing you!" The man was arrested instantly.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup! This joke is funny 'cause the dude says he's "robin" instead of "robbing." Get it? Like, he's telling the bank he's stealing their money! It's a play on words, which is probably too smart for you, tbh.

Comments (1)

michael robertson

6 years ago

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