What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
You Jokes
As I was eating this girl out, I thought I tasted some horse semen... I exclaimed, "Oh, Grandma! That's how you died!"
Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.
Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.
Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.
I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.
Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
