You jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
What do you call your mom? Gay.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
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What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!