You jokes

Doctor: I can't treat you.

Orphan: Why!

Doctor: I'm a family doctor.

Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰

What do you call a flat emo?

Cutting board.

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

What gun can’t you find in Africa?

A water gun.

If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.

You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.

Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.

Disappointing.

It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?

(There is no F in orphan.)

Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.

Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!

What do you call an emo group?

Suicide squad.

You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.

You look like Megamind, drug dealer.

Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.

You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."

The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)

What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."

The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.