When you see someone with a double chin thatβs sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
You Jokes
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emoπ·πΊ."
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
I love you papi's! No homo.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
Have you ever been accused of a crime you didn't commit? Well, I have! I was wrongfully accused of larceny yesterday. I'm not smart enough for that, I just stole some stuff.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.
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Jerry Garcia: Iβm going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: Iβm already on it. π―π¦π
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
