You jokes
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
Hey, did you hear about the cat revolution? It was a cat-astrophy! I guess we just have to stay PAWSitive!
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
“Did you show him the pictures of our cats?”
“Yes.”
“Did you hang ‘em?”
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
What does your girl do to me? She sucks me off.
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagle-lastic band!
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to fuck you.