You jokes
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
Memes
yo kermit you tryna be like michael jackson?
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."