You jokes
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Oh, shit, I have nothing to say to you!
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
What do you call a black astronaut? A black astronaut, you racist.
What do you call an emo furry squad?
The suicide furs.
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.