You jokes

Boy

A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"

He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"

Adoption

Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.

Corner

If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.

Memes

Circus

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?

Person 2: No.

Person 1: It was in-tents.

Moose

What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.

Difference

You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?

Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.

Eyebrow

Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.

Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.

Tree

What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?

I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.