You jokes

You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.

I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.

Let me know if you can't cum.

What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?

(There is no F in orphan.)

Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.

Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."

How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?

Just take out his brain and there you go!

It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)

My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”

You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.

You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!

You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!

You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.

Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!

You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.

Tell someone to spell "Icup."

Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"

So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣