You jokes
"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"
yikes...
#PlugWalk
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
Memes
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
What do you call James, James?
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
You want a pizza from me!!!!
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What did one hurricane say to the other?
"I got my EYE on you!"
You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?
Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
What do you call a cow with no leg?
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk?