You jokes
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
salad
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
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(Girl) Do you ever blink?
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(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
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