You jokes
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?
"Goodnight, Mom!"
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
Becky: Rob, you're so stupid! Anything that you say is stupid!
Rob: .....BECKY :3
Want to hear a pun?
Well, I'll punch you with one!
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll punch you with one!
Iron Man: Where are you from?
Thor: Asgard.
Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk?
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were just texting.
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home?
🏡 night time and I can drive to the car tomorrow night.
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.