You jokes
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"
Memes
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
Husband: I look fat, can someone compliment me?
Wife: You have good eyesight.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝