You jokes
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
Fuck you
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
Hey, did you hear about the cat revolution? It was a cat-astrophy! I guess we just have to stay PAWSitive!
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
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