You jokes
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
What do you call a rude cow?
Beef jerky.
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
Hi, how are you? Are you good?
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?
They all have blood "eh."
Me: That’s a good WAVE.
Friend: I SEA it.
Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on.
Me: I was SHORE it would be good.
Friend: I SEA what you did there.
What does your girl do to me? She sucks me off.
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, I tried. I tried harder this time. I'll try again. Sorry, I can't delete things.