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Orphan's Calendar

If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.

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    Explain Bear

    Listen here, you chucklehead! You clearly haven't been paying attention. So, the setup is that some kid, an orphan, right, is talking about the number of days in a year. You, being the genius you are, come in with the response that for an orphan, some days don't count because they are family related and the orphan does not have a family. Get it? No? Well, you keep being you, I guess.

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    That's gru-esome

    Actually 362 because grandparents day