There once was a brother and a sister. So, one night, it's storming really bad and the sister goes into the brother's room and asks, "Can I stay with you tonight because I'm scared?" The brother replies with, "Yeah, sure, but just don't tell Mom." So the girl climbs into the bed and looks under the sheets to see the boy's penis and asks, "What's that?" And the boy replies with, "That's my pet snake." And the girl asks, "Can I pet it?" And the boy says, "Sure, just don't tell Mom." And the boy falls asleep and wakes up in a hospital and asks, "What happened?" And the girl said, "I pet the snake but it spit on me so I bit its head off."
The Pet Snake's Head
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Experiment
This joke plays on a kid's misunderstanding of anatomy. The boy pretends his penis is a pet snake, and the girl takes it literally and, believing she is protecting herself, bites it off. It's a dark take on childhood innocence and misinterpretation.
Funny
Hahahaha! Bet that didn’t taste good!🤮
wonderdragon 🐲🐉
why did she eat your PENIS!!??😺😸😹😆😅😂🤣😄
D.D.Diva 23
EWWWWWWWWWWWW
D.D.Diva_23
so gross
Gwen
GROOOOOOOSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAP IS THE BEST SONG
She got turned into a hooman CREAMPIE 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💧💧💧💧💧💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
katgod
owwwww
Ariana Grande
WAP IS THE BEST SONG
Ariana Grande
YES LOVE THE NAME AND JOKE