What do you say to a women with two black eyes?
Nothing, you've told her twice.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person? a black eye
why did sally get a black eye? Because she tried to play patty cake.
Why did Sally get a black eye? Because she decided to play football.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you haven't told her for twice
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes
Nothing you told them twice
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job
I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.
Because obviously she doesn’t listen
One Easter Sunday, a man goes to church and returns home with two black eyes.
His wife inquires as to how he got the black eyes.
The man goes on to say, “a lady stood up in front of me during mass, I saw her dress was stuck in the butt crack, so I reached out and tugged it out. She whirled around, became furious, and punched me in the eye.”
“That explains one black eye,” the wife says, “but what about the other?” The man explains, “I figured she must have liked her dress stuck up in her butt crack, so when she turned around I stuffed it back up there”
