Black Eye

Black Eye jokes

Woman

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've told her twice.

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  • Eye

    What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?

    A black eye.

    Eye

    Why did Sally get a black eye?

    Because she tried to play patty cake.

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    Eye

    What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

    Nothing, you haven't told her twice.

    Black guy

    What are three things you can't give a black guy?

    A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.

    Eye

    What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?

    Nothing, you told them twice.

    Waiter

    I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.

    Because obviously she doesn’t listen.

    Church

    One Easter Sunday, a man goes to church and returns home with two black eyes.

    His wife inquires as to how he got the black eyes.

    The man goes on to say, “a lady stood up in front of me during mass, I saw her dress was stuck in her butt crack, so I reached out and tugged it out. She whirled around, became furious, and punched me in the eye.”

    “That explains one black eye,” the wife says, “but what about the other?” The man explains, “I figured she must have liked her dress stuck up in her butt crack, so when she turned around I stuffed it back up there.”

    Eye

    Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have a black eye?"

    Johnny said, "Well, me and my parents have to share a bed, and my dad asked me if I was asleep and I said no, so he smacked me."

    The teacher said, "Well tonight, don't say anything."

    The next day, Johnny walked in with another black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have another black eye?" Little Johnny said, "Well, last night, I did what you said and didn't say anything when my dad asked me if I was asleep. A few minutes later, my dad said he was coming, and my mom said she was coming too. They usually don't go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me, I'm coming too.'"

    Hill

    Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jill could lick Jack's candystick, but Jill got a surprise when she saw her boyfriend Rik. He got so angry Jack has no candystick no more. Jill went home with a black eye, and Rik got arrested for cutting Jack's candystick.

    Eye

    Why did Sally get a black eye? Because she decided to play football.

    Community

    guys as we all know caley has had a abusive mom and shi she showed me pictures of brusises and her black eye on snap ( i'll send u a pic when i get home on my phone ) but her mom doesn't like her to online date so her mom cause all of this and after kept on harssing y'all on here so y'all could hate her

    Yesterday I almost threw a bitch down the stairs because she was putting her hands on me and I picked her up and dropped her on the hard ass wooden bench and then I slapped her and gave her a black eye and then they said I was the one who started the fight but they looked at the camera and she was suspended I was congratulated by the whole student body bc that girl was a bitch to everyone.

    Pogs story about punching is cap, check memes to see here's a link as well to the photo he used

    https://larrybrownsports.com/college-football/winston-salem-state-qb-rudy-johnson-black-eye/211149