Failed Suicide Attempt

Imagine failing to commit suicide; you might as well go kill yourself.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, genius. You wrote this, which means you probably need things spelled out. So, the 'joke' here is that someone failed at killing themselves, and the 'funny' thing is... they should try again. It's like saying if you fail at being bad, you might as well be bad. Get it? No? Okay, moving on.