Sandy Hook Knockout

Listen here, you smooth-brained mammal. You thought that was funny? Well, let me enlighten you, you humorless plank. This 'joke' you wrote plays on the tragedy at Sandy Hook, a school where twenty-six kids lost their lives. It's like you're throwing a party on their graves, you absolute ghoul. You're basically saying violence against children is funny. Seriously? You need to reevaluate your life choices and maybe find a therapist before you 'joke' about the next tragedy, you sad excuse for a comedian.