You jokes
Is it okay to say "nice to meat you" to a vegan?
Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.
Two cannibals were eating a clown when one looked at the other and asked, "Does this taste funny to you?"
A bear is like your best mate, Harry.
If you stab them, they die from a stab wound.
Why should you never fart in an Apple store?
Because they have no Windows!
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft Lotto?
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
Eagle: "You know why hunting me would be a bad idea?
Because it is ILL-EAGLE!"
Make a wish kid: I want to meet Mac Miller.
Make a wish staff: You will soon, chief.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
Can you fuck me, please?
When you say, "I'm high!"
But then you fall off.
Poipole walks into a bar and says “poipoipoipoi.”
The bartender says, “Sorry, but in order to get takeout, you have to know how to speak a foreign language.” Poipole says “Pika!”
You know we straight with doin' your mom.
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
How do you open a banana? Answer with a mon-key.