You jokes
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
You know we straight with doin' your mom.
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
me in thanksgiving
How do you open a banana? Answer with a mon-key.
What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?
The prostitute can blow you more than once.
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
What do you call the day before Christmas Eve? Christmas Adam.
Eggs
You crack me up!
What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him for a drag.
We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.
If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft Lotto?
Is it okay to say "nice to meat you" to a vegan?
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.
Why should you never fart in an Apple store?
Because they have no Windows!
Two cannibals were eating a clown when one looked at the other and asked, "Does this taste funny to you?"