You jokes
It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"
“Did you show him the pictures of our cats?”
“Yes.”
“Did you hang ‘em?”
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!
Memes
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Oh, shit, I have nothing to say to you!
Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.
Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
What do you call an emo furry squad?
The suicide furs.
POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.
What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
Hey, did you hear about the cat revolution? It was a cat-astrophy! I guess we just have to stay PAWSitive!
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
What do you call a black astronaut? A black astronaut, you racist.