You jokes
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Yo mama so stupid that she shit and farted on you, asshole!
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
Like if you blow male cows?
Part 2: He walks up to a stake and nails himself there. Then he finds the knife and says to someone to find a cake to celebrate his death, but everybody came. That was the sign that nobody loved him, and that's how you know if people love you.
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
How do you stop constipation?
You scare the crap outta them.
(Crap is another word for poop.)
What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"
Did you know nine of ten dentists recommend oral sex?
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
Women: Can I have your number?
Jesus: No.
Women: Why? Are you scared?
Jesus: No. Just when you wanna talk, just pray.
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
Did you hear about the Chinese student?
Me neither.
You're so dumb that every time you use the bathroom, you use your shoe to wipe your ass.