You jokes
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?
The prostitute can blow you more than once.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
How do you open a banana? Answer with a mon-key.
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"
What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
How do you stop constipation?
You scare the crap outta them.
(Crap is another word for poop.)
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
Can you fuck me, please?
You know we straight with doin' your mom.
You're so dumb that every time you use the bathroom, you use your shoe to wipe your ass.
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.