You jokes
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?
How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?
It’s not hard.
Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
BAHAHA
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
When you realize the person reading this is a clown.
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
So I was at the store and I saw a pretty woman, and I said, "Hi."
Quickly, she said, "I am not interested. I have a husband."
And when I saw the woman again, she said, "I need help."
I said, "No, call your husband!" KARMA. 😂😜
I caught my sister licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that for?" She replied, "I'm doing it for practice for your friends."
Guess how I'm getting laid tonight?
"I'm stronger than you."
What's the difference between a five-year-old and a Democrat?
The five-year-old doesn't expect you to do everything for them.
(Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Shapiro 2020)
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.
I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...
If you put your foot in a pond, your foot will get wet.
No joke, I just wasted about 5 or 6 seconds of your life.
Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita," and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit in the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!"
What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.