You jokes
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
How does the sea say hello?
It WAVES you.
SEA what I did there?
I'm SHORE you saw it.
Don't be SALTY!
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry!
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.
Son: Mom, what is dark humor?
Mom: Son, do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother, you know I'm blind and can't see!!
Mom: Exactly!
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.