You jokes
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor? You nail its other hand to the floor.
What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen.
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Bf: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're my bf and I luv you."
Gf: "I luv u too."
Bf: "But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, I heard you were cheating, I'll knock off your head."
Gf: "Ah, about that..."
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
I would tell you a cat pun, but it's too purr-fect to share.
When it's NNN but you have a peanut allergy: 🥳
Me: Hi Jacob!
Jacob: Hi.
Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!
Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall, and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped, and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick, what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell?
Put $25.00 under the handicapped stall before you put your dick under the handicapped stall.
A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.
You need to be a complete dick.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.
What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.