Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
You Jokes
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
Hi, how are you? Are you good?
Girl: Hey. Boy: Hi? Girl: I need to tell you something... Boy: WHAT? Girl: I like you. Boy: And I hate you. Boy: YOU'RE A CHICKEN 🐔🐔 🐔 Girl: I HATE YOU YOU POOP 💩💩💩💩 Girl: LOSER L Boy: I thought you said you liked me. Girl: SHUT UP CHICKEN/POOP 💩💩🐔 🐔 Boy: GIRL BYE Girl: Bye Felicia.
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
What do you call a rude cow?
Beef jerky.
Lady: Will you fuck me?
Man: No, I don’t have a penis.
Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.
Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
