You jokes
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
Memes
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
What does your girl do to me? She sucks me off.
I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.