You jokes
"Muffin Man, Muffin Man, he's gonna rape you in his van."
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
A girl walks into the church and confesses.
Girl: "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
Priest: "How have you sinned, may I ask?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call a man a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "He held my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (He holds the girl's hand.)
Girl: "Yes, Father."
Priest: "That does not explain why you called a man a bitch."
Girl: "He started taking off my clothes."
Priest: "Like this?" (He takes off the girl's clothes.)
Girl: "Yes, Father."
Priest: "That also doesn't explain why you called the man a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off his clothes and put his you know what into my you know what."
Priest: "Like this?" (He puts his you know what into her you know what.)
Girl: "Yes, Father! Yes, Father!"
Priest: "Then what?"
Girl: "Then he got up and left me naked."
Priest: "That son of a bitch!"
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
What did the toaster say to the toast?
"I want you inside me."
Memes
If you tell me to get a life, you're telling me to get a life better than yours!
Wife: Stop telling rape jokes, it's not funny. Husband: Who raped you this morning?
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Roses are red, The forest is bushy, OMG did you just cum in my pussy?
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.
Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
What makes a skeleton laugh?
When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make him clap until his parents come back.
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish.
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Hi, I did not get your text. I texted you when I texted you. You are not [responding].
How does the sea say hello?
It WAVES you.
SEA what I did there?
I'm SHORE you saw it.
Don't be SALTY!
Why do you make fun of disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
How do you know when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.