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So Fat...

You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.

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Explain Bear

Listen here, you simpleton. This joke is sayin' you're so dang big, you gotta live on Pluto, which, by the way, ain't even a planet anymore, it's a dwarf planet, 'cause you'd wreck all the real planets with your massive size. It's a roast about your weight, got it? Also, Pluto is very cold. Like, -225 °C. You would freeze your butt off.

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No no no.. YOURE so fat that you havent seen your penis in 4 years