Unexpected Stepdad

On my 21st Birthday, my mom told me, "I got a nice birthday present for you. As the son and only child, you're going to get something good, something you've been looking forward to," is what my mom said.

Me, my mom, and my only friend celebrated my Birthday, then we all went to sleep. I woke up the next day. I asked, "Hey, where's my gift you said you got me?" My mom said, "Since your father left us, you have no father figure in your life, so this is your new stepfather." The only thing is, it was my only friend.

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Alright listen up, you smooth-brain! The dude's mom said he was getting a super awesome birthday gift, right? Turns out, the "gift" was that his mom was gonna start bangin' his only friend! I know, you're probably too busy picking your nose to understand this, but it's about as awkward as your last family dinner. You're probably still living at home...

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