You jokes
What did the kid say to the toilet?
"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"
Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡
What's thick, long, hard, and has cum in it?
Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.
You know what to do with this?
Get it to the same amount of dislikes and likes!
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
Who would you choose?
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you, Jesus, for creating baptism.
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story!
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
The next time you get a sack call, pick up the phone and say, "Welcome to Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is next week's sauce. How may we help you?"
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):
"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"
Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".
Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations, he says,
"Thank you for your donation!"
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?
There was none, it was all white!
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? You kick his sister in the jaw.
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till you're asleep to rape you.