You jokes
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
How do you make a cat go "woof"?
... douse it in gasoline and set it on fire! "woof!"
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
You really gay. No questions added.
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
I sit because I can't stand you.
What did I say to you? You suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Good morning, madam. I am from the local council. Can you please tell me if you have a dog license for that poodle you have on your head?
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
How do you make an adopted kid bleed? ... Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.