Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
You Jokes
Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.
What do you call a black astronaut? A black astronaut, you racist.
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
What do you call your mom? Gay.
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
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What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
