You jokes
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
Roses are red, The forest is bushy, OMG did you just cum in my pussy?
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
Why can't you trust the atom? 'Cause they make up everything.
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?
It’s not hard.
When you realize the person reading this is a clown.
Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
Guess how I'm getting laid tonight?
"I'm stronger than you."
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
What's the difference between a five-year-old and a Democrat?
The five-year-old doesn't expect you to do everything for them.
(Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Shapiro 2020)
So I was at the store and I saw a pretty woman, and I said, "Hi."
Quickly, she said, "I am not interested. I have a husband."
And when I saw the woman again, she said, "I need help."
I said, "No, call your husband!" KARMA. 😂😜