Missing Deer

When you’re hunting at a forest resort and you shoot a deer, but then you remember that there are no deer at the forest resort.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, dummy. So, like, you're blasting away in the woods, right? But then it hits you – there ain't supposed to be any deer around! Which means either you can't read no signs or you just shot a human, which is like, super illegal and stuff. You humans!

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