One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says, “The teacher is very intelligent.” The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?” Little Suzie says, “They are very fashionable.” The teacher says, “Johnny, why don’t you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence.” Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy, ‘Darling, how does my dick taste?’”
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Okay, so lil' Johnny is in class and the teacher wants the kids to use words in a sentence, right? Johnny messes up "dictate" and says what he heard his dad say to his mom. It sounds like Johnny's dad was asking his mom how his "dick taste". It's funny because it's a naughty word, and you are not supposed to say that in class or any place public. You get it, genius?