You jokes
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
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Son: Hey, Dad, I'm cold. Can you give me a lift from work?
Dad: Hi Cold, nice to meet you. Sorry, I don't pick up strangers.
Son: I hate you!
What would you name a mummified squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because me and the gorilla had too much to drink?
Doctor: “I have good and bad news.”
Patient: “Give me the good news first.”
Doctor: “Your test results are back and you have only two days to live.”
Patient: “That’s the good news? What’s the bad news?”
Doctor: “I’ve been trying to reach you for two days.”
when ur bored in class so u post this and people start comenting the best shit
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.