You jokes
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, "Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?"
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Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
Like if you like dogs. Dislike if you like cats. Other animal? Tell me in the comments!
I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.