You jokes

Woman

    • You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.

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    • Dad

    • Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.

    Joseph: No, they don't.

    Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.

    Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.

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    • You memes

    Slut

    • I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

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    • Man

    • Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"

    The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"

    The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"

    The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"

    Suicide

    • A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am, I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide.” The librarian replies, “No, you won’t give it back.”

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    • Cow

    • A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"

    "Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."

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