You jokes
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
Why can't you run through a campground?
Because it's "past tents!"
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"