You jokes

Sayori: *dies*

Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"

MC: "😨"

Don't you feel an empty feeling...

IN YOUR SKULL!

"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."

Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?

If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

Want to know how you make any salad into a Caesar salad?

Stab it twenty-three times.

You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.

"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."

"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."

What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?

Special Forces.

How do you kill a spider?

Just get an autistic person.

What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?

Dry Vegetable.

What do you call a bald person on fire?

A fried egg.

Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.

What did the orphan say to its parents?

"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"

They people: "No."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.

What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?

A blast from the past!

What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?

Well, that is DHALicious!

Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."

Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.