Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!
You Jokes
U die from robot bite.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."
You are stupid!
Nana
What is 9 + 10?
21
You stupid!
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.
Does it cycle now? 🚲
Man: Hey Siri!
Siri: Yes?
Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?
Siri: Uh...
*phone literally explodes*
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
