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What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
Memes
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.