You jokes
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach a dime.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?
Doctor Bones.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.