You jokes
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.
Does it cycle now? 🚲
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
Memes
Hollow Knight Meme
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!
U die from robot bite.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.