You jokes

What do you call an artist with a brown finger?

Picasshole.

Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?

What do you call a funny rapper?

A PUN-ISHER!

You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.

They're making a new Alien movie.

There are so many aliens you can't keep track.

What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?

A doppelgangbang.

What's something you can say in church and while having sex?

I come in the name of the Lord.

What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?

Orthopediphilia.

What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?

VEGETABLE OIL!

What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?

Monkeypox.

Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...

Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.

What do you call a cab for black men?

A cop car.

How do you turn a cat into a fish?

Tell your girl not to wash down there.

What do spiders and Black people have in common?

When they’re black, they kill you.

How do you know you’re at a gay church?

Half the congregation is kneeling.

What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.

Voting is like doing a group project in school.

I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.

Ever wonder how a Jehovah’s Witness spreads their word during Covid?

Now that you’re here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:

"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"