You jokes
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I saw your mom beat you.
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.
"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."
The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"