You jokes

What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?

Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.

Kid: Please.

Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.

Kid: Everybody is hugging.

What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.

What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?

A bath bomb.

What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?

"There's a great singer inside of you."

What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.

When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.

What do you call a retard with AK special forces?

What do you call a guy named Kaiden?

I don't know, lol.

"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"

"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."

"I meant the ice cream, bro..."

Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.

My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”

Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"

The girl says, "Just like your face."

In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"

In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"

I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.

Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!

Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.

What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?

“Will you raise me?”

Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?

Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!