You jokes
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?
Wait... nevermind.
How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?
I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
What did a man say to his boy?
You are my son.
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
Your hairline is so far back your dad had to go find it for you.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.