Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
You Jokes
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
First date be like:
Me: "I work with animals every day."
Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"
Me: "I'm a butcher."
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
experiment
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
