You jokes
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.
"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."
The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
Memes
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.
I
hate
you!
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.