You jokes
If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......
Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga
YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
What do you call a rapper who LOVES gardening?
MC Planter.
What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
What is the first thing you would do if you woke up as a woman?
"Probably the dishes."
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?
"Does this come with anything?"