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Why do Jedis stay single?

Because they use "divorce" (the Force).

May divorce be with you!

Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.

Can you f**k out of here?

Karen says:

Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.

What do you call a shocked Chinese man?

"Hu le fuk!"

What do you call a group of emos?

A cutting board.

What do you call a rich orphan?

Batman.

What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?

Curry in a hurry.

There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.

Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.

Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈

How do you talk to a giant?

Use big words.

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?

"Are you ready for fall?"

Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”

Johnny: “A new bike!”

Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?

Me: 'Cause God made you.

What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?

“Will you raise me?”

You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.

Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.

An apple gets picked.