You jokes
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
Do you know the phrase, "One man's trash is another man's treasure?" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.