If you go broke, you could always rent parking garages on your huge ass forehead.
Parking Garage Forehead
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Explain Bear
Listen here, kid. So basically, this dude is saying if you're poor, you can rent out parking spots on your big forehead. Like, imagine your forehead so big, it's a whole parking lot! People can park their cars on it. Pretty dumb, right? Just like you.