If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
You Jokes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy.
You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
