You jokes
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Memes
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.