You jokes

Orphan

Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.

Skinny

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

Brain

Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?

Stupid kid: No.

Bully: You should go get one!

Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

Memes

Woman

The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”

Orphan

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap till their parents come home.

Dream

It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.

You know, for his sake.

Adoption

If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.

Game Night

Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!

All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.

Dream

Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?

Prince Andrew

When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.

CPR

I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"

I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.

Roblox

I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.

Penaldo

You caught a Penaldo!

Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.

Type: Ghost type.

Moves: Dive

Disappear in big games

Cry for pens

Statpad vs farmers

Sells underwear

Avalanche

What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.

Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.