You jokes
You are quite [something].
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?
When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
Believe in unicorns, and they'll believe in you!
Who are you to believe if you don't believe in unicorns?
Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
Does your cat scratch you?
Yeah, I need [to] give him payback, but now he won't respond.
A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears!
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What is a good night for you?
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗