What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
You Jokes
What do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
An assassin is about to shoot his target, "I'm about to give you the JFK experience."
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."
Like if you are gay.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck 'em.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your brother is gay, and so are you.
If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose, tell his family he/she was a fruit. Now he/she's a vegetable, at least they're still in the produce section.
Astrophysics fact: If you count every star on a Saturday night, you're autistic.
Like if you know someone emo.
How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.
Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
How do you spell "cognitive mess?"
J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
Are you a bullet? Because you go straight through my head.
If you read this, you are gay.
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
