You jokes
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish?
He was rotten to the albacore.
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
He: "I love you."
Me: "I love myself too."
I sit because I can't stand you.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
You are a joke.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
What did the hat say to the tie?
"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
How can you help a llama on holiday?
Alpaca your bags.