You jokes

How do you talk to giants? Using big words.

What did one skeleton say to another?

...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?

If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.

What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.

Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.

Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!

Spare.

You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

This car in RC-XD.

When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."

A student asked a teacher, "How do you pronounce this word? It's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D."

The teacher was about to answer, but then the student said, "Actually, I know how to pronounce it. I lied!" (allied)

Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator?

He was fired from his job because he couldn’t learn the route.

Kid: Imagine being an orphan!

Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*

Kid: WAIT, WHAT!

What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?

A family portrait/A selfie.

If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.

Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!

What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?

The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.

What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!

How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.

What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?

You can beat an egg.

Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries."