You jokes
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
Are you my friend?
Because I would make you more than that.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
-->[] go through the door if you can.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Bf: Babe, do you love me?
Gf: Of course, why do you ask?
Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
You are annoying lolllllllll.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
Have you ever walked into Jason Fraser’s house?
Neither has he.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.