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Rope

The image shows a wooden guillotine with labels and prices for each part from Home Depot, accompanied by the text "Something you can do with your $600 stimulus check." at the top and "DIY PROJECTS & IDEAS" at the bottom. The parts and prices include: 24in x 24in, #16 plain sheet metal for $39.98; Everbilt 1/4in x 100 ft Sisal Rope, Naural for $7.97; 1in x 6in x 8 ft for $10.11; 4in x 4in x 10 #2 for $11.12; 2in x 4in #12 Galvanized L-Angle for $2.11; and 2in x 4in x 10 #2 for $3.88.

Voice

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A four-panel exploitable meme featuring the Trollface. The top left panel shows a beaker with yellow and blue liquid, with the text 'The voices are back'. The top right panel shows the Trollface and the text '1) do not listen to them', 'get a forklift', and 'cover yourself in oil'. The bottom left panel shows the Trollface again, surrounded by various bizarre and disturbing commands like 'cover yourself in oil', 'find a sturdy metal chair', 'place buttered toast on a cat's back', 'find two magnets', 'get a forklift', 'buy 1kg of pure mercury', 'let us take control', 'you did this to yourself', and 'kill them all', with the heading '2) resist their commands'. The bottom right panel shows the Trollface with an even more chaotic and layered jumble of text, including many of the previous commands, self-blaming phrases like 'you did this to yourself', 'we can't outrun your sins', and 'this is your fault', and the large, distressed red text '3) make it stop' and 'MAKE IT STOP'. The overall image depicts a descent into a desperate mental state.

Breakfast

A close-up shot of a white bowl being filled with small, shiny, silver metallic spheres, resembling ball bearings or metallic beads. A hand holds a dark object pouring the spheres into the already partially filled bowl. A black text overlay reads, "Having breakfast before my MRI".

Toy

A young boy in a blue polo shirt holds a toy that resembles a deconstructed metal sphere. One half of the sphere, appearing as a metal bowl with a central dome, is attached to a handle in his right hand. The other half, a matching metal dome, floats above the first half, connected by a thin black wire. The boy looks up at the floating part of the toy with an open mouth and an excited, joyful expression.

Bar

A yellow emoji with brown glasses and a tooth sticking out of its mouth. The text above the emoji says "please stop hitting my ribcage with a metal bar!"

Ball

A red bell pepper with a human face is shown. The text reads: "My balls after I shove them inside a industrial grade steam powered metal press."

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TWISTED METAL

The meme shows three video game cover art. The first is Fortnite, the second is PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, and the third is Twisted Metal. Next to each game cover is a picture of a man with text above or below him. The text associated with Fortnite is "I prefer the real battle royale." The text associated with PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds is "I said the real battle royale." The text associated with Twisted Metal is "Perfection."

Vocaloid

A list titled "music taste" ranks different music genres from really obscure indie shit at number 1, through metal and/or dubstep, sea shanties, lofi, airhorn covers, 100 gecs, vocaloid, smooth jazz to classical at number 9.

Mouth

A deep-fried meme featuring a muscular, screaming man with a metal coat hanger in his mouth. The text overlay reads: 'IF GOD DIDN'T WANT ME PUTTING METAL COAT HANGERS IN MY MOUTH, WHY DID HE MAKE THEM PERFECTLY IRON FLAVORED?'. In the background, there are images of Brian Griffin from Family Guy holding a wine glass, Sonic the Hedgehog, and flame icons. The man's expression is intense, suggesting a profound or humorous revelation.

Jokes

Windmill

Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."

Metal fan

What do you tell a dead metal fan?

Rust in peace.

Metal Detector

Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.