Moth Captain

It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, dummy. You see, moths like light. Captains don't like light HOUSES (that's different). The moth will want to fly into the light so it can die, but the captain needs to steer the boat away from the light so people don't die. I guess you are too stupid to figure it out!

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