Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" -- The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. so I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.
what type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole:
A pedophile
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
What kind of music do wind turbines like ? They are big , heavy metal fans !
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
A block of gold walked into a bar, the bartender said ‘AU, get out!”
roses r red
idk what is brass
I tell myself
don’t touch grass
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? -- "Curses! Foil again!"
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
I bought a wooden whistle. I tried soo hard, but it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel one. It steel wooden let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It steel wooden lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes. So the wood lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music." The second windmill said, " I'm a big metal fan."
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium? Because you are looking a little bit Ga Y
What do you tell a dead metal fan? Rust in peace
Iron jug
What’s harder than steel Michael Jackson in a playground
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I dont know if you heard it but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I cant tell if it is metal or techno but it is more vaulable then joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
Roses are red Thats a tin can You have no home So get in the van
