Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" -- The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What do you tell a dead metal fan? Rust in peace
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. so I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.
what type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole:
A pedophile
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
How was Copper wire invented? Two Jewish people fighting over a penny
What kind of music do wind turbines like ? They are big , heavy metal fans !
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
A block of gold walked into a bar, the bartender said ‘AU, get out!”
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I dont know if you heard it but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I cant tell if it is metal or techno but it is more vaulable then joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
roses r red
idk what is brass
I tell myself
don’t touch grass
The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it lead to a lot of people steeling them.
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? -- "Curses! Foil again!"
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan and the other is an ore fan.
Why did Stephan Hawkins and his wife stop playing hide and seek - she kept using a metal detector
heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
I bought a wooden whistle. I tried soo hard, but it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel one. It steel wooden let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It steel wooden lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes. So the wood lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music." The second windmill said, " I'm a big metal fan."
