Metal jokes

What do you tell a dead metal fan?

Rust in peace.

I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?

And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.

Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."

What disease do you get from shoving a dirty, rusty piece of metal up your ass? Tetanus.

Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.

Once, there was a man that was coming to my house and peeing in my yard. Then the man came back to my house and flopped his penis everywhere and peed at the same time, and it went all over my face.

So the next day, he came back, and I got my BB gun and shot a metal BB into his peepee.

This didn't actually happen.

What is harder than steel?

My cousin at the family reunion.

Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?

Because you are looking a little bit GaY.

"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]

"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]

"How much have you found so far?"

"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]

The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"

The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"

What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?

A nickel is actually metal.

I bought a wooden whistle. I tried so hard, but it wouldn't whistle.

So I bought a steel one. It still wouldn't let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It still wouldn't lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes, so the wood would lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....

If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.

If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.

Wanna hear a joke? Tin.

So I was watching TV, right? Then I f***ing got banged in the eye with either a remote or metal tongs. "WTF?"

Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.

How do you name a Chinese person?

You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.

How was copper wire invented?

Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.

John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.

What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.