Metal jokes
What do you tell a dead metal fan?
Rust in peace.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
Once, there was a man that was coming to my house and peeing in my yard. Then the man came back to my house and flopped his penis everywhere and peed at the same time, and it went all over my face.
So the next day, he came back, and I got my BB gun and shot a metal BB into his peepee.
This didn't actually happen.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
What disease do you get from shoving a dirty, rusty piece of metal up your ass? Tetanus.
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
My sister got in a car crash a couple days ago. When she got to the hospital, the doctor told her that she needed to get metal mechanics in her leg.
She got really scared and yelled at the doctor, telling them that, “I will not get those implanted in my leg.” I guess she just doesn’t associate with knee gears.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
What is harder than steel?
My cousin at the family reunion.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!