Moth jokes
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see a floor show.
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.
Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?
Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.
Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.
Teacher: He did not.
Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.
Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.
Suzy: Then you can ask him.
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.
My mom has a policy where if you kill a butterfly, no butter for a week, and if you kill a grub, no grub for a week.
She killed a cockroach today. I have some bad news for her.
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa, we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
Mole
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat, she made a whole species extinct.
Tonights gonna be a good good night
Off brand Hollow Knight
Community talk
One moth ago, on November the twenty fifth, I spoke to someone who I could just talk and talk and talk to. And that person could talk and talk and talk back to me. While that person does have a fondness for yapping, something was just different. She could open up to me about things she kept hidden, and I, the same. I felt like I got something from a talking to that person that I didn’t get out of anyone else. And th… Read more
moth, the chat is done in the comments of a post
People are swarming around Matt like moths to a lamp, it is actually slightly amusing. Not really, it is natural that you have questions, if I was an older member I would too, but not right now. (For multiple reasons I am not willing to talk about)