You jokes
Yo yo Zac, have you Amber HEARD about the Johnny Depp case? ARRRRRRRRRRR!
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.