You jokes

Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?

Teacher: No, of course not.

Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?

What did the hat say to the tie?

"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"

You are a joke.

A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.

What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!

What do you call an Italian dog?

A labra-noodle.

What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?

When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!

Believe in unicorns, and they'll believe in you!

Who are you to believe if you don't believe in unicorns?

What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?

"Can you give me some pointers?"

Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?

I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow use, you wouldn't get it.

I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.

I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.

You just made a Mist-ake.

Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!

What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?

Catch you later!

Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.

When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!