You jokes
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Did you hear about the blonde who walked into a bar?......... It hurt.
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
I have had it up to here with you.
(Then there Hight.)
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).
Why tie when you can knot?
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?
Yeah, he Pasta-Way.
Knock it out, you poo-a-loo, go get your loo.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
I love you, Hebrew John.
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.